Better Caddie: Tiger Woods or a Supermodel?

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Who’d you rather have as your caddie: Tiger Woods, or the girls from New Zealand?
Choice A:

Choice B:

[more after the jump]
From our post in May:
“As if New Zealand weren’t already enough of a paradise, a friend recently told me about a service they have there called Who’s Your Caddy?, which provides smoking hot caddies for local [...]

It’s Miller Time! An Online Diary of the Most Entertaining U.S. Open Ever

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

So you’re a marginal golf fan, I know. You’ve played less than 10 rounds in your life. You think hooks are for fishing, slices are for eating. You think a threesome is a weekend activity that sometimes makes your worm burn. You couldn’t tell Rocco Mediate from the twitching, overcaffeinated homeless man you sat next [...]

WYR: Hit by NASCAR / Hit by TW Golf Ball / Case of the Itchy Dick

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Question: Jockton, would you rather get hit by a NASCAR driven by Tony Stewart, drilled by a Tiger Woods drive right in the nut sack, or catch a case of the itchy dick from a stripper named Cat Eyes that works the day shift at the Pennsport? 
Unpublishable, Ridley Park

Jock: I think we can throw out [...]

Tiger Woods To Release Rap Album as Alter-Ego 50%

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Tiger Woods is trading in his golf clubs for a Glock-9.
That’s because the rap album of his alter-ego, 50%, is set to drop next Tuesday at stores worldwide.
In the weeks leading up to 50’s release, Woods has been trying to ramp up his street cred. Sources indicate he’s had his teeth capped gold, he’s been [...]