Kyle Korver Greeted in Utah with Showering of Oversized White Granny-Panties

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Salt Lake City —Just days after being traded to the Jazz, Aston Kutcher look-alike Kyle Korver has stirred up a swarm of sexual energy never before witnessed in the Beehive State .
 “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Miles Orville, a janitor at Energy Solutions Arena. “When [Korver] checks into the game, like 10,000 pairs [...]

Video Tour: Top 5 Philly Teams of the Past 25 Years

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Jock serves up the top 5 Philadelphia professional sports teams since 1983 using a recipe of 1/3 overall success, 1/3 city captivation & defining moments, 1/3 Philly atty-tood. Pop the cork & relive the good times…
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”
So spoke Charles Dickens in reference to Paris during [...]