Some Words of (Dating) Wisdom From George Costanza

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

This Hump Day, we offer some timeless words of wisdom from dating expert George Costanza.

“You’re DAMN right it’s me!”
Long before “she’s just not that into you” there was “it’s not you, it’s me.” Some lowly writer had to be chuckling to himself when he put that on paper. One of the best ever.

WYR: Moors or Moops

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Not sure this is the correct forum, but my friend and I were hoping you could settle a long-standing debate: if you were an 8th century invading force, would you rather be the Moors or MOOPS?

-George C., New York, NY
Come on.  It’s right there on the card.  MOOPS!