Archives: Unsure What to Say Next, Pam Oliver Jams Entire 10″ Microphone into Mouth, Throws It Back to the Guys Upstairs
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008PHILLYJOCK, PA–NFL fans were treated to a special performance from Pam Oliver this weekend.
Shortly after halftime, the plump-lipped Fox sideline reporter drew a blank, stared into the camera for six seconds, and, unsure what to do next, jammed the entire length of her 10” microphone into her mouth and threw it back to the guys [...]
Players Dump Bucket of Urine on Coach After Season-Clinching Loss
Monday, November 10th, 2008Members of the Philadelphia Eagles jubilantly dumped a bucket of steaming hot urine on the head of coach Andy Reid last night as the clock expired on yet another close loss, and likely the entire season.
“The guys, they got me pretty good,” Reid admitted afterward, still drenched at his post-game press conference. “I was in [...]
Would You Rather Wednesday!
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
I’m filling in for Jock this week with a would you rather straight from the West Coast. San Fran is filled with hipster doofi and other non-sport fans and this place is a loony bin let me tell you. NFL training camps start this week and we are in the midst of a pretty entertaining [...]
Welcome to the NFL
Monday, May 5th, 2008How about this for a rude welcome, the Chicago Sun Times reports that stiller rookie RB Rashard Mendenhall was robbed at gunpoint today. Perhaps if he would have been an Eagle he would have been at minicamp today instead of getting robbed. Thanks Andy. You missed a chance to save this kid from alot of heartbreak [...]
WYR: Reality TV Shows
Monday, April 28th, 2008Would you rarther watch a reality tv show about Cooper Manning (with two famous football brothers constantly ragging on you and a famous football father constantly disappointed and wishing you were a female)… or James and Jeffrey Jordan (sons of Michael, whose combined biggest accomplishment as sons of the greatest athlete of all time is [...]
WYR: Super Bowl in London?
Monday, April 28th, 2008Big stakes this week. The winner takes home an 8-year guaranteed contract from 76ers G.M. Billy King…
Would you rather see me take the Super Bowl to London to be played in front of 50,000 rich, yawning, tea-sipping Europeans or see the Eagles win the rest of their games, advance to the Super Bowl and have [...]
Drunk Eagles Tailgater Unaware Game Occurred
Friday, April 25th, 2008While 67,000 fans crammed into Lincoln Financial Field to watch the Eagles obliterate the Detroit Lions yesterday, at least one dedicated tailgater, Fran Hopkins, 47, was passed out in the parking lot at FDR Park, completely unaware a football game was happening.
Pacman Jones Donates Million Dollars to Stripper Named Charity
Friday, April 25th, 2008Striking back at those who claim he just doesn’t get it, NFL bad boy Adam “Pacman” Jones has announced the donation of one million dollars to Charity, a stripper at his local gentleman’s club.
“I believe this shows everyone out there what kind of person I am,” Jones said, standing beside several club VIPs. “So for [...]