Sharapova Wears Short Shorts (If you think you’re getting a whole boatload of hot pictures in this post, you are correct, sir.)

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Thanks to our new writer Brett Smith for passing along this important note from the 2 Week Feminine Hygiene Commercial that is Wimbledon: Maria Sharapova has ditched her “girly” skirts and will be wearing Creepy Gym Teacher Shorts for the 2008 tournament.

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Friday, June 6th, 2008

Just for fun, we’ll also play a little game of “Name that professional athlete.” [answer revealed at the end]

circa 1992

Looking for the next Jennie Finch? Check out the beautiful women of college softball (Dennis)
Ever dream of having sexy models carry your golf clubs. You can. Find out how. (Joquettes)
Win/Loss:
Parenting (win)
Employment (loss)

Maria Sharapova Calls Injury Timeout to Ice Flagging Nipples

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Play at the 2007 Women’s U.S. Open was delayed over twenty minutes last week when tennis star/sex symbol Maria Sharapova called an injury timeout to ice her flagging nipples.

A hunched-over, elderly male line judge reported that the blonde-haired vixen fled to the locker room after catching sight of herself on a television monitor and noticing [...]