WYR: Drama or Turtle?

Monday, April 28th, 2008

[Editors note: This was the first question in WYR history]
Question: Hey Jock, this is one my friends and I go back and forth on.  On the show Entourage, would you rather be Turtle or Johnny Drama?  Turtle seems to have the easier life, so I’d probably go with him…but it’s close.
Joe T., Wellington, New Zealand

Jock: [...]

Kyle Korver Greeted in Utah with Showering of Oversized White Granny-Panties

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Salt Lake City —Just days after being traded to the Jazz, Aston Kutcher look-alike Kyle Korver has stirred up a swarm of sexual energy never before witnessed in the Beehive State .
 “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Miles Orville, a janitor at Energy Solutions Arena. “When [Korver] checks into the game, like 10,000 pairs [...]