I’m a Creep, You’re a Creep, We’re All Watching NBC

Friday, August 15th, 2008

It’s 1 AM and you’re beginning to fear that Federal Agents are going to crash through your window.
Straight ahead, cheering drones from your tv; the room is illuminated metallic blue. You jump up, eyes fixed on the golf bag in the corner. You step back, slowly—tip-toeing almost—and extract a club. [...]

Men’s Figure Skating Still Gayer Than Gymnastics… Barely

Friday, April 25th, 2008

A recent poll has shown that men’s figure skating is still the gayest sport in America, though men’s gymnastics has snuggled up closely behind, in position to reach around and pull in front.