Better Caddie: Tiger Woods or a Supermodel?
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008Who’d you rather have as your caddie: Tiger Woods, or the girls from New Zealand?
Choice A:
Choice B:
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From our post in May:
“As if New Zealand weren’t already enough of a paradise, a friend recently told me about a service they have there called Who’s Your Caddy?, which provides smoking hot caddies for local [...]
It’s Miller Time! An Online Diary of the Most Entertaining U.S. Open Ever
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008So you’re a marginal golf fan, I know. You’ve played less than 10 rounds in your life. You think hooks are for fishing, slices are for eating. You think a threesome is a weekend activity that sometimes makes your worm burn. You couldn’t tell Rocco Mediate from the twitching, overcaffeinated homeless man you sat next [...]
Footprints in the Sand (trap)
Monday, June 9th, 2008Growing up I was a caddie at Merion, an exclusive golf club in the Philadelphia area. Single caddies made $20 a bag when I started, which, for a 12-year-old, was a fortune. We showed up at dawn and waited until 2 pm for our loops, playing cards or telling stories to pass the [...]
Dr. Chet Stephens: What Your Caddie Really Means
Sunday, April 27th, 2008I was online last night in my cell (the prison has gone wireless), looking over some Peruvian real estate opportunities, having a nice glass of wine, just a normal kind of night, when I stumbled across a service called the Caddie Translator. This service takes in “what your caddy says” and translates it to “what [...]
Dr. Chet Stephens: “My Wife Says I Golf Too Much.”
Sunday, April 27th, 2008Dear Chet:
I have a problem. My wife says I golf too much and it’s destroying our marriage. She’s talked like this before, but now she’s threatening to leave. She even packed a suitcase. What should I do?
Tex, Philadelphia
Dear Tex:
Reading your letter brought back a lot of fond memories. As you may know, I was recently [...]
Dr. Chet Stephens: Optimist or Pessimist?
Sunday, April 27th, 2008Dear Chet: My wife and I were having a long conversation the other night…is Chet Stephens an optimist or a pessimist? We can’t figure it out. Hope you get out of the slammer real soon, bud.
Phil, Harrisburg
Dear Phil:
I’m not exactly sure what you mean by a “long conversation” with your wife. As you’ve already read, [...]
Dr. Chet Stephens: Finding Corporate Loopholes in Your Scorecard
Sunday, April 27th, 2008Dear Chet: On the surface my life is great. I have a cushy job on Wall St. and clear well over a million $$ per year. I own a beautiful apt. on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I wear designer suits, shoes and sunglasses. I have my pick of beautiful young women. I live [...]
Dr. Chet Stephens: Casual Scoring
Sunday, April 27th, 2008Dear Chet:
My girlfriend is a newcomer to the game of golf. I want to ease her into it without turning her off right away. I’m thinking that if this relationship works out, it would be great to have a lifelong companion on the golf course. So any suggestions?
Jake, Plymouth
Dear Jake:
I just spent the past 45 minutes [...]
Dr. Chet Stephens: Public Golf Courses
Sunday, April 27th, 2008Dear Chet: Dude! Me and my fraternity brothers were just sitting around talking about how WASTED we were last night when your advice column came up. We all really admire you and all that you stand for. We were wondering: have you ever played on a public golf course? We know a guy who did [...]
Dr. Chet Stephens: Golf & Spirituality
Sunday, April 27th, 2008Dear Chet:
I belong to a prominent golf club here on the Main Line. A few of us were sitting around the bar wondering—is it possible to play golf on Sunday mornings without going directly to Hell? We heard you’d be the man to ask. Thanks.
Main Line Members
Dear Main Line Members:
First of all, don’t kid yourselves—golf [...]