Archives: Unsure What to Say Next, Pam Oliver Jams Entire 10″ Microphone into Mouth, Throws It Back to the Guys Upstairs
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008PHILLYJOCK, PA–NFL fans were treated to a special performance from Pam Oliver this weekend.
Shortly after halftime, the plump-lipped Fox sideline reporter drew a blank, stared into the camera for six seconds, and, unsure what to do next, jammed the entire length of her 10” microphone into her mouth and threw it back to the guys [...]
Players Dump Bucket of Urine on Coach After Season-Clinching Loss
Monday, November 10th, 2008Members of the Philadelphia Eagles jubilantly dumped a bucket of steaming hot urine on the head of coach Andy Reid last night as the clock expired on yet another close loss, and likely the entire season.
“The guys, they got me pretty good,” Reid admitted afterward, still drenched at his post-game press conference. “I was in [...]
Would You Rather Wednesday!
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
I’m filling in for Jock this week with a would you rather straight from the West Coast. San Fran is filled with hipster doofi and other non-sport fans and this place is a loony bin let me tell you. NFL training camps start this week and we are in the midst of a pretty entertaining [...]
Rocky, Time to go? or Timeless Classic?
Monday, June 9th, 2008As many of our readers know, I being based on the west coast, have a unique perspective when it comes to my beloved home town and personal Mecca of sport Philadelphia. I hate the phanatic, I’m not a big fan of Whiz, (provolone, cmon), I think Eaton is better than Myers, and I have a certain [...]
Drunk Eagles Tailgater Unaware Game Occurred
Friday, April 25th, 2008While 67,000 fans crammed into Lincoln Financial Field to watch the Eagles obliterate the Detroit Lions yesterday, at least one dedicated tailgater, Fran Hopkins, 47, was passed out in the parking lot at FDR Park, completely unaware a football game was happening.
Live From the 2007 Eagles Halloween Party
Friday, April 25th, 2008Phillyjock.com was granted exclusive media access to the 2007 Eagles Costume Party. Thinking of the fans, we went ahead and sent broadcasters Merrill Reese and Mike Quick down to the NovaCare complex for a report from the red carpet. Let’s send it down to them now. Merrill, Mike, take it away.
Merrill : Thanks, Jock Trotter, [...]
Video Tour: Top 5 Philly Teams of the Past 25 Years
Friday, April 25th, 2008Jock serves up the top 5 Philadelphia professional sports teams since 1983 using a recipe of 1/3 overall success, 1/3 city captivation & defining moments, 1/3 Philly atty-tood. Pop the cork & relive the good times…
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”
So spoke Charles Dickens in reference to Paris during [...]
Young Eagles Fan Still Not Sure What a Camel Toe Is
Friday, April 25th, 2008Little Bobby Machalik was excited to make his first trip to Eagles training camp. He had his favorite player’s jersey on and was ready for some autographs. But his day was quickly ruined when his step-father, Ron, an amateur meteorologist, predicted “clear skies with a chance of camel toe” after observing the team’s cheerleaders stretching [...]