Maria Sharapova Calls Injury Timeout to Ice Flagging Nipples
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008Play at the 2007 Women’s U.S. Open was delayed over twenty minutes last week when tennis star/sex symbol Maria Sharapova called an injury timeout to ice her flagging nipples.
A hunched-over, elderly male line judge reported that the blonde-haired vixen fled to the locker room after catching sight of herself on a television monitor and noticing [...]
MMA: Sport? or the next nail in the coffin of Western Society?
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008As you may or may not be aware CBS aired the first Mixed Martial Arts bout ever on broadcast television this weekend. Kimbo Slice, internet superstar, defeated James Thompson by doctor stoppage in the third round. I’m not sure if you’ve seen this or not but Thompson’s ear exploded after Slice drilled him [...]
Sex and the Illy: Cleavage Gazing
Friday, May 9th, 2008The rules for dating & sex that our parents and grandparents abided by are obsolete. If modern dating changed all the rules, then in postmodern dating there are no rules. Every Friday Jock Trotter and Bianca Porter will debate the “rules” for dating in the 21st century. Please email your questions [...]
Girl Disputes Claim That Her Name is Tits McGurgen
Friday, April 25th, 2008PHILLYJOCK NEWS - A local high school girl, Tits McGurgen, caused a stir yesterday when she lashed out against several members of the football team, including the star quarterback, who’d simply asked to borrow a pencil in biology class.
“Hey, Tits McGurgen,” he reportedly said. “Let me borrow a pencil.”
“My name is not Tits McGurgen,” replied [...]