How-to: Hide Porn on Your Computer

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Listen up, guys: McGyver will teach you how to dust over your internet footprints so that never again will your boss/girlfriend/mother be aware of all the weird porn you’ve been looking at.
Ok guys, screw the ingeniously fabricated widgets, it’s time for me to help you with something you can actually use: your computer. [...]

Dr. Chet Stephens: Optimist or Pessimist?

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Dear Chet: My wife and I were having a long conversation the other night…is Chet Stephens an optimist or a pessimist?  We can’t figure it out.  Hope you get out of the slammer real soon, bud.   
Phil, Harrisburg
Dear Phil:
I’m not exactly sure what you mean by a “long conversation” with your wife.  As you’ve already read, [...]

Dr. Chet Stephens: Public Golf Courses

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Dear Chet: Dude!  Me and my fraternity brothers were just sitting around talking about how WASTED we were last night when your advice column came up.  We all really admire you and all that you stand for.  We were wondering: have you ever played on a public golf course?  We know a guy who did [...]

Dr. Chet Stephens: Golf & Spirituality

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Dear Chet:
I belong to a prominent golf club here on the Main Line.  A few of us were sitting around the bar wondering—is it possible to play golf on Sunday mornings without going directly to Hell?  We heard you’d be the man to ask.  Thanks.
Main Line Members
Dear Main Line Members:
First of all, don’t kid yourselves—golf [...]

Dr. Chet Stephens: Prenuptial Agreements?

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Dear Chet:
What is your opinion of prenuptial agreements?  I really love my fiancée, Sally, but my lawyer thinks it’s a good idea, just to be safe.  My heart says one thing, but my head says another…
Winston, Malvern PA
Dear Winston:
As many of my readers already know, after my first marriage I won’t even look at a [...]