Back from the Beach
Monday, July 7th, 2008Goooooooooood morning everyone. I’m back from 3 days of beer, beach, and intense whiffleball in Sea Isle City. For what seems like the first time in years I spent 3 entire days without looking at (or wanting to look at) a computer screen. Instead, I looked at this:
Maria Sharapova Calls Injury Timeout to Ice Flagging Nipples
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008Play at the 2007 Women’s U.S. Open was delayed over twenty minutes last week when tennis star/sex symbol Maria Sharapova called an injury timeout to ice her flagging nipples.
A hunched-over, elderly male line judge reported that the blonde-haired vixen fled to the locker room after catching sight of herself on a television monitor and noticing [...]