Special Features
Ride-Her Cup Round 2: Melissa Reid v. Sophie Sandolo
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008Congratulations to Erica Blasberg, who defeated Natalie Gulbis to advance to the finals of the Ride-Her Cup. Phil Mickelson recently saw a nude picture of Ms. Blasberg and had this reaction.
Today the Europeans take center stage. As before, scoring is completely arbitrary. Points may be awarded for any reason, hypothetical or otherwise.
Melissa [...]
Ride-Her Cup, Round 1: Natalie Gulbis v. Erica Blasberg
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008Scoring for the Ride-Her Cup is arbitrary. Points may be awarded at anyone’s discretion. May the best woman win.
Round 1: Americans
Round 2: Europeans
Round 3: Final
Erica Blasberg
Born: July 14, 1984
Residence: Corona, California
College: University of Arizona
Best finish: T31
You have about as much chance of penetrating her as that tee has of penetrating the [...]
Welcome to the 2008 Ride-Her Cup (Sexy Golfers)
Monday, September 15th, 2008From Sept. 19-21, 2008 the best male golfers from the United States and Europe will gather at Valhalla Golf Club in Kentucky for the bi-annual duel known as The Ryder Cup. Perhaps clash is the proper word, because if you’ve ever watched this event before, you’ll know that, besides the inevitable European victory (they’ve [...]
Poor Li Hung: Pics and Notes from the Orympic Virrage, and more!
Friday, August 15th, 2008As I sit in an internet cafe that rivals the international trading floor at Morgan Stanley, I have been checking up on the coverage everyone back in the U.S. has been receiving. Is the media trying to make you hate Michael Phelps by cramming his name so far down your throat that you can [...]
Inside the 2008 Beijing Olympics: Secret Footage!
Monday, August 11th, 2008Poor Li Hung is our senior Olympic correspondent in Beijing. Whenever possible, he will file ultra-secret reports from internet cafes in China so that we in the west will know what’s really happening over there - not the choreographed version delivered by NBC and the repressive Chinese government. He’s invented a [...]
Oh thank god, it’s football season.
Thursday, August 7th, 2008Hooray football!
The light at the end of the tunnel of 182 games of penurious baseball is rapidly approaching. It’s been a good phils season thus far (minus the antics of adam eaton and brett myers.) but the real meat and potatoes of the sports cycle is set to begin.
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS TOM McCARTHY?
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008Morning, gumshoes. Time for another edition of your favorite educational game: Where in the World is Tom McCarthy?
[Play after the jump!]
The Dollar Dog All Stars: Astonishingly Fat Baseball Players
Monday, June 30th, 2008After filling out my 2008 All-Star ballot for the 23rd time, I got to thinking about the value of excess. Naturally, that thought led me here…
About 11 hours and 3 Gatorades later, I realized I’d only seen a glimpse of what excess has to offer. To fully understand its worth, I was going to [...]
Live From the 2007 Eagles Halloween Party
Friday, April 25th, 2008Phillyjock.com was granted exclusive media access to the 2007 Eagles Costume Party. Thinking of the fans, we went ahead and sent broadcasters Merrill Reese and Mike Quick down to the NovaCare complex for a report from the red carpet. Let’s send it down to them now. Merrill, Mike, take it away.
Merrill : Thanks, Jock Trotter, [...]