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Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008The Fake News Wire has been slow lately, but here’s one I had to pass along from The Onion as we move from Beach Season to Tailgate season. Lots of good, creative stuff on the way - see you soon - enjoy!
Picture of the Day: Young Michael Phelps
Thursday, August 21st, 2008PhillyJock.com was able to obtain this exclusive image of Michael Phelps; seems he’s always been ahead of the pack. Captions anyone?
via Patrick Moberg
I’m a Creep, You’re a Creep, We’re All Watching NBC
Friday, August 15th, 2008It’s 1 AM and you’re beginning to fear that Federal Agents are going to crash through your window.
Straight ahead, cheering drones from your tv; the room is illuminated metallic blue. You jump up, eyes fixed on the golf bag in the corner. You step back, slowly—tip-toeing almost—and extract a club. [...]
13 Hilarious Headlines
Thursday, August 7th, 2008Leno and Letterman do this in a G-rated sort of way, but it’s never this funny.
Karma’s a Bitch…
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008Loved this.
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The craziest part is the curly-haired woman who wears 2 right crosses like they’re jabs from Glass Joe and keeps coming back for more.
I knew Welsh women were hard-headed, but damn.
Kate Hudson Linked to Washed up Philly Athlete?
Monday, August 4th, 2008Ms. Penny Lane
Rather than drop your computer on your nuts, just read this report about what Kate Hudson has been up to. (Normally I try to steer clear of Hollywood gossip, but in this case you’ll forgive me.) Just for fun I’ll post the name after the jump, so go ahead and make your [...]
Naming Your Fantasy Football Team
Friday, August 1st, 2008Literal translation
Jock, I need help with a fantasy football name this year and need one quick. It has to be something that makes sense as well as being witty/funny, and if it rhymes that is better.
Let me know if you have any thoughts.
-T.J., Dirty Jerz
Thoughts? Yes. I’m gonna go ahead and address this [...]
Men Jailed For Lighting Friend’s Junk Ablaze
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Remember the days in college when, if someone passed out with their shoes on, it was free game to draw on them, shave their eyebrows, pile stuff on top of them, or cover their heads in shaving cream and cigarette butts? Yeah, that was fun. I think.
But anyway, check out this report about [...]
Want $1,000,000? Cool Contest on MLB.com
Monday, July 14th, 2008Hey, so some deodorant company called Mitchum has an extra $1,000,000 laying around, and they want to give it to you. All you have to do is break Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hit streak.
Sound good?
Well, there are two ways to do it. The first is to lace ‘em up and do it yourself (did [...]
Back from the Beach
Monday, July 7th, 2008Goooooooooood morning everyone. I’m back from 3 days of beer, beach, and intense whiffleball in Sea Isle City. For what seems like the first time in years I spent 3 entire days without looking at (or wanting to look at) a computer screen. Instead, I looked at this:
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