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Freestyle Rap Battle (Translated)

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

When arguments are presented at the United Nations, everyone is issued headphones for translation purposes. Imagine you’ve just been given those headphones. Feel them covering your ears like earmuffs. Click play.

Thanks to reader Chris S. for the video.

Black is the New President

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

I was hoping Barack Obama would stride to the mic last night, peer out at the frenzied crowd, raise both middle fingers, say “President-Fucking-Elect”, and be done with it.
Related News: Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

SNL Sends Up the VP Debate

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

The word “parody” literally means “song beside itself.”
Placing a thing beside itself.  That’s what the best forms of satire do.  By holding up a second object, you can no longer perceive the first - or receive its message - in the same way.
Tiny Fey looks and sounds so much like Sarah Palin it’s scary.  I [...]

In Case You Forgot Why You Love Guinness

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

[thanks to reader T.J. for the tip]

NFL Gambler’s Forecast and Drinker’s Pourcast

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Happy Friday, football fans, and welcome to Week 3 in the NFL.  After Week 1’s picks (5 for 15, LOTW*- 1 for 1) we received a lot of hatemail and death threats.  Our own Carlos Boozer bet the house that he hadn’t moved into yet on the Seahawks beating the Bills.  Unfortunately, at the end of a [...]

Should the Phillies be Using Midgets?

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Every baseball fan has thought it at least once: why doesn’t my team sign a 3′6″ guy so we can send him to the plate in key situations, let him draw a walk, then pinch run for him? Apparently there’s a historical precedent for such a signing (link below).
Has to be better than Pat [...]

Photo of the Day: Redneck Bathing Suit

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

The Onion: “Pedophile Nervous for First Day of School.”

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

The Fake News Wire has been slow lately, but here’s one I had to pass along from The Onion as we move from Beach Season to Tailgate season. Lots of good, creative stuff on the way - see you soon - enjoy!

Picture of the Day: Young Michael Phelps

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

PhillyJock.com was able to obtain this exclusive image of Michael Phelps; seems he’s always been ahead of the pack. Captions anyone?

via Patrick Moberg

I’m a Creep, You’re a Creep, We’re All Watching NBC

Friday, August 15th, 2008

It’s 1 AM and you’re beginning to fear that Federal Agents are going to crash through your window.
Straight ahead, cheering drones from your tv; the room is illuminated metallic blue. You jump up, eyes fixed on the golf bag in the corner. You step back, slowly—tip-toeing almost—and extract a club. [...]

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