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Monday, June 30th, 2008John Daly is not what you would call a model citizen. He drinks. He smokes. His ex wives attack him with steak knives. And every time he fucks up, we love him more.
Why? Because you’ll never see a politically-correct 500 word apology circulated to the media from Daly’s lawyer (unless [...]
It’s Miller Time! An Online Diary of the Most Entertaining U.S. Open Ever
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008So you’re a marginal golf fan, I know. You’ve played less than 10 rounds in your life. You think hooks are for fishing, slices are for eating. You think a threesome is a weekend activity that sometimes makes your worm burn. You couldn’t tell Rocco Mediate from the twitching, overcaffeinated homeless man you sat next [...]
5 New Curses Upon the City of Boston
Monday, June 16th, 2008With so many successes visited upon Boston teams lately, I think it’s time to institute a new generation of curses. I suggest this, not just as a matter of recourse, but also to ensure that I never have to sit through another “my-team-is-better-than-yours” spiel from an idiot like this:
What follows are my 5 Boston curses:
Barack Obama Speaks in Basketball Metaphors: “I intend to post up John McCain Every Chance I get.”
Monday, June 16th, 2008With all the sports happening on TV yesterday, you may’ve missed this Jimmy Kimmel interview with Barack Obama. I got a kick out of it, I think you will too.
Kimmel: “Would your health care plan cover fake injuries like the one’s Paul Pierce has been having?”
MMA: Sport? or the next nail in the coffin of Western Society?
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008As you may or may not be aware CBS aired the first Mixed Martial Arts bout ever on broadcast television this weekend. Kimbo Slice, internet superstar, defeated James Thompson by doctor stoppage in the third round. I’m not sure if you’ve seen this or not but Thompson’s ear exploded after Slice drilled him [...]
If You Can’t Find a Slump Buster in Toronto, You Can’t Find One Anywhere
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Members of the Association for Women in Sports Media made the same face as this chick the other day when they learned that the Chicago White Sox had erected a “slump-busting shrine” in the corner of their clubhouse before a game in Toronto. According to the Chicago Sun Times, the Blow-Up Betty had two [...]
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