Archives: Unsure What to Say Next, Pam Oliver Jams Entire 10″ Microphone into Mouth, Throws It Back to the Guys Upstairs
By Jock | November 19, 2008
Category: Newswire (Fake News)
PHILLYJOCK, PA–NFL fans were treated to a special performance from Pam Oliver this weekend.
Shortly after halftime, the plump-lipped Fox sideline reporter drew a blank, stared into the camera for six seconds, and, unsure what to do next, jammed the entire length of her 10” microphone into her mouth and threw it back to the guys upstairs with a double thumbs-up.
“aaaah ahhhh ahhh ahhhh [gag],” she said.
“Thanks, Pam,” said Joe Buck.
“It’s a miracle she didn’t get electrocuted,” added Troy Aikman. “If you watch the way she opens up wide here, on the replay—boy, you could jam a boom mic down there. Great work, Pam. You have a future in this business.”
November 24th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Yo, Pam Oliver is in my top 8 son! I want to see her in a Ying-Yang Twins video! Get low Pam, get low!