Ride-Her Cup, Round 1: Natalie Gulbis v. Erica Blasberg
By Jock | September 17, 2008
Category: Special Features
Scoring for the Ride-Her Cup is arbitrary. Points may be awarded at anyone’s discretion. May the best woman win.
Round 1: Americans
Round 2: Europeans
Round 3: Final
Erica Blasberg
Born: July 14, 1984
Residence: Corona, California
College: University of Arizona
Best finish: T31
You have about as much chance of penetrating her as that tee has of penetrating the asphalt.
Natalie Gulbis
Born: January 7, 1983
Residence: Las Vegas
College: University of Arizona (1 year)
Best finish: Win, Evian Masters (2007)
September 18th, 2008 at 6:30 am
i vote blasberg one million fed ex points for that bit of underwear we can glimpse see in the upper picture…sexy.
and gulbis is a whore.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:28 am
But Gulbis is such a nice last name… sounds like someone trying to say penis while takin a penis tonsils deep.
50,000 points for her
September 18th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Negative 50,000 points for Gulbis due to her love for Big Ben’s little ben. I heard she let Rothlisberger putt from her rough.
+10,000
September 18th, 2008 at 10:17 am
blasberg, for that whole girl next door look. you know she’s gonna whip out some kinky shit.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:32 am
i agree: blasberg +500,000 points.
this woman is representing america. we dont want some woman who’s working her way through the list of available nfl players (my guess next: Aaron Rogers - strike while the iron is hot!).
i would estimate that gulbis has had sex with 17 people in her lifetime, blasberg at 6.
we are puritans.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:39 am
I don’t know about you guys, but the person next door to me is a fat, overweight 57-year-old woman with a bowl haircut (is it bowl, or bolt?), not a smoking hot 20-something in heels trying to plant a golf tee into the asphalt (theoretically, she stood there bent over all day). I don’t know where this mythical land is located, but I would gladly spent 15-20 years trying to find it.
Blasberg ‘08.
September 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Blasberg can’t go left, I’m siding with her…100,000 points
September 19th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Blasberg for her virginal white outfit as opposed to that black skirt deep throating whore Gulbis. I’m ok with being the first.