Leftover Chinese: Images from the 2008 Olympics
By Jock | August 25, 2008
Category: National/Int'l News
Ah, memories.
Like hundreds of millions of sports fans around the world, no doubt you woke up in your bed this morning, rolled over, and found that the 2008 Olympics had already gone. No fortune cookie left on the pillow, no lotus blossom on the table—nothing.
Oh well.
And so as you mope around today, hunched over, your Michael Phelps Boner at half mast (sorry, there’s really no excuse for me not posting an article titled “Government Issues Michael Phelps Boner Warning Level” with a modified version of this image, and updating it every day), try to tell yourself that it’s going to be okay. Another pennant race is upon us, and it’s nearly football season. Still, to ease your transition back into parochial sports fandom, here are some lasting images from the Beijing Games.
(Note: Photos courtesy of Poor Li Hung. We hoped to have more text from him, but on Day 4 he was arrested and sent to a labor camp.
Fan mail may be forwarded to him at the following address:
Hung, Poor Li
Prisoner #0949484786732374
Beijing Bellagio, China.)
Chinese player hoping Kerri Walsh keeps her room key in her back pocket.
May need to update the Figure Skating Still Gayer Than Men’s Gymnastics, Barely article.
Canadian synchronized swimmers Dominika Copcik and Tracy Little. Oh, Canada.
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Olympian Leryn Franco, Paraguay
Not attractive
Nope, not attractive at all
“You guys here for the gangbang?”
“Lebron James dared me to do this! Ew!!!!!”
And Finally…
Still need a wide receiver? Get this man some shoulder pads and an Eagles jersey. Seriously.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
In case anyone was wondering, no, I will never get tired of looking at photos of woman’s beach volleyball player’s asses…
August 26th, 2008 at 10:11 am
I’ve always said that leftover Chinese isn’t good at 10am on a Tuesday morning. I needed a lot of coffee to wash down that first image… eek.