Would You Rather Wednesday!
By falese | July 16, 2008
Category: Would You Rather?
I’m filling in for Jock this week with a would you rather straight from the West Coast. San Fran is filled with hipster doofi and other non-sport fans and this place is a loony bin let me tell you. NFL training camps start this week and we are in the midst of a pretty entertaining stick and ball season. So lets take a look at what the insane liberals of The City By The Bay have come up with.
FALESE! On draft day I think everybody was surprised when Al Davis drafted Darren McFadden over some of the team’s many other needs. Everybody except Raider fans. Would you rather have Al Davis signing free agents and preparing your draft board for the upcoming season or have Ed Wade ‘general managing’ your team at the deadline?
Tran, The Sunset
Thanks Tran, the Sunset rocks. The restaurant scene is sick there. Great sushi, Indian food, Italian. You name it they got it in the Sunset. Just one thing. THERES NO SUN! Its foggy 24/7 in that part of San Fran. Anyways good question, let me boil it down here. We got dementia, stubbornness, and a 200 year old Crypt Keeper vs good old fashioned ineptitude coupled with nerdish frailty and a light bulb shaped head. That being said you gotta go Davis on this one at least he wants to win in his twisted geezer mind. Our old friend Eddie calls a winning season getting pantsed only once in the clubhouse.
Just expire baby
Sure the dude is 200 years old, cranky, and still thinks it’s 1970. Sure he hired a bright young mind in Lane Kiffin, gave him a bunch of crap to work with, and made him a lame duck before the beginning of the draft. Sure “Just Win Baby” may be the gayest slogan of all time. He also commits big money to questionable talents like Jevon Walker (Who by the way got his ass kicked in Vegas for spraying champagne in his version of “make it rain”) and Jamarcus “I ain’t seen a Cheeseburger I ain’t like” Russell. But at least he doesn’t get chokeslammed by a bullpen pitcher. Here’s a dramatic shot from inside the astro’s cafeteria.
I’ma do eddie good….
Not content to let his bullpen be just mediocre Good Old Eddy Wadey tried to reason with Shawn Chacon. Needless to say Chacon is huge and scary and put little Eddy in his place. Apparently they don’t teach combat skills in the Phillies PR department. But they do teach ‘general managing’ skills. Hmm go figure. Being an intern in the PR department makes you qualified to be a broadcaster or a general manager. See I bet you thought being involved in baseball makes you qualified to be a baseball man. NOPE! WHEELS SUCKS! (sorry, got carried away there. but he does suck. you know it, I know it, Harry Kalas knows it. the man is a space cadet and he’s one frisbee away from a screwball.)
Bring me the head of the most mediocre of them all
Ok all jokes aside lets look at what Old Al has done compared to Lil’ Eddy. Big Al understands six words “best player available” and “Just win Baby”. He drafted McFadden in spite of other needs because he’s the best athlete coming out of college. Ed Wade trades half of his farm system for a roiding washed up one year wonder by the name of Miguel Tejada. Big Al wins hands down. 9 out of 10 dentists agree Ed Wade sucks worse than Al Davis. I feel your pain Houston but you haven’t hit bottom with the Astro’s yet. Its just year one of the Ed Wade rebuilding plan. Just watch, David Bell will be your starting third baseman soon. And Freddy Garcia will be your “Ace”. Hell he will probably trade Oswalt and Berkman to the Phil’s for Brett Myers. Maybe Ed Wade does it all on purpose. He’s like a hitman called in to take out an informant. He comes in and ruthlessly guts the team and moves on to the next one. Maybe he can move on to the Mets next.
BONUS WYR!!!!!!!
Would you rather have a schill who thinks its 1993 as a president or a schill that is worried about appearing weak on security to stand up for the constitution?
It’s a trick question! They both suck and we all lose!!!! Yeaaa Democracy!
July 16th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
It wasn’t like that at all!
he tried to choke slam me but i bit his hand and he dropped my on my noggin!
then he tried to punch me but i ducked to the left and hit him with a star punch!
he did still pants me and hang me on a hook by my collar in his locker.