In Case You Forgot Why You Hate the Cowboys
By Brett Smith | July 30, 2008
Category: National/Int'l News
It’s long been known that Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones is a classless and idiotic man.
From firing Jimmy Johnson in 1993, to appearing in torturous TV commercials such as the one at the bottom of this post, Jerry Jones has repeatedly gone above-and-beyond to prove that he is scum. Based on Jerry’s next plan, it seems that he isn’t quite through.
The satellite image above shows Jerry’s plan for the Dallas Cowboys new stadium. The enormity of the structure is a testament to the enormity of Jones’s ego and to the ridiculous nature of the entire Cowboy franchise. Remember, this is a team that hasn’t won a playoff game since 1996.
While looking at these pictures I cannot help but wonder if Jones, and ant-sized Cowboys fans across the nation, are compensating for something…
We’ll be sure to remind them Monday, September 15. Go Birds.
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July 30th, 2008 at 8:30 am
what is this…a stadium for ANTS???? this stadium needs to be at least….THREE times bigger!
July 30th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Sorry as a Giants fan for the past two decades well, again the Cowboys just show the world they’ve more money than sense. Will this help them next year?? No!!!!! They may win a division but when it gets down to the nitty gritty, well the cowboys are more like brokeback mountain crew, they are soft. e.g. TO crying about his quarterback, he must have watched Gerry Maguire before the game..!! Any the big blue wrecking crew will happily visit the shiny new building and hammer the soft boys inside.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
For the final jeopardy category: Write a number, any number at all, perhaps a one, or a two, anything.
Jerry Jones selects: Threeve…a combination between three and five, simply stunning.
His wager: $Texas$
July 30th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
That satellite image can NOT be to scale… a football stadium 1/10th the size of Texas? Seriously? Everyday Texas reminds me why I hate everything they stand for….
July 31st, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I hope something really horrible happens to Jerry Jones, I mean like the worst thing possible. I am not quite sure what it is, but I have some ideas…….