The Concrete Guillotine
By Jock | June 20, 2008
Category: Win/Lose/Draw
Morning everybody, here’s a little Win/Loss to shake out the morning cobwebs. It’s better than a 64 oz. coffee from Wawa.
Yeah, told you. Good luck working all day with that little bit of poop in your underpants. Be back on later today with at least one more post!
Forget what your Little League coach told you. Winning is everything. Here, we render judgment on life’s winners and losers. (You may add your own win/loss assessment below.)
June 20th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Loss-A real Ninja Warrior would have head butted it.
June 20th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
the headbutt would’ve realllllllllly ruined his day.
June 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Win - The missing lower half of his leg will remind him everyday, for the rest of his life, that he’s a complete idiot.
June 21st, 2008 at 8:44 am
Loss-another foot from Canada
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:15 am
Win, now he can replace that foot with a caster in which he could pivot and roll around on. Imagine how good of a dancer he will become.