LOSS: Your Eyeballs (looking at this picture)
By Jock | June 10, 2008
Category: Joquettes, Win/Lose/Draw
Forget what your Little League coach told you. Winning is everything. Here, we render judgment on life’s winners and losers. (You may add your own win/loss assessment below.)
You thought Maria Sharapova was the hottest woman in tennis? Hmmm. She may not even be the hottest woman in tennis with a last name ending in OVA.
Meet Daniela Hantuchova. This 6′ leaning tower of nipple hails from Slovakia, where apparently ugly newborns are thrown into pits like they used to do in Sparta. As if she didn’t have anything else going for her, of the approximately 3,200,000,000 women on the planet, she is the 11th best at tennis. She’s also cashed in more than $5 million in career earnings. (I don’t think anyone will object if I also add her to the Joquettes list?)
Interested readers may also want to refresh themselves on section 2 of the Nipple-ology post. Warning, you may want to strap on your Kurt Rambises before clicking that link.
Here is some free bonus coverage. If you’re at work, boner coverage is up to you.
Also check out:
Win - Parenting
Loss - Employment
Loss - Consciousness
June 10th, 2008 at 9:05 am
I think 75% of her torso is legs (yes, it took me 5 times looking at the picture to notice she even had legs). But damn.
WIN.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:51 am
WIN: reference to kurt rambis and ancient sparta in the same post.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Nipples same size as boobs- DRAW
June 11th, 2008 at 8:59 am
If you stare at the top picture long enough you can see a smiley face.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Mother of all that is holy. If I were Jewish I’d give up Jerusalem for a week with her. Wait, I am Jewish.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:26 am
i just ran my fingers over that top picture. you can feel two small bumps on your computer screen…