LOSS: HITCHES
By Jock | June 3, 2008
Category: Win/Lose/Draw
Forget what your Little League coach told you. Winning is everything. Here, we render judgment on life’s winners and losers.
Like Ninja Turtles and 14.9 oz. cans of Guinness (which I never drink because it’s sacrilege), today’s losses arrive in a grouping of 4.
#1 Golf Swing Hitch
My name is Troy McClure, you may remember me from such previous Charles Barkley Golf Swing comments as “makes me want to drink gasoline from the pump, light myself on fire, and discharge a nail gun into my eye socket” and “looks like a person attempting to disentangle himself from a garden hose, while also attempting to do the robot dance.” PGA tour, here he comes!
(God, it gets me every time.)
#2 Ken Hitchcock Fired
K.H. was canned after a 1-6-1 start two seasons ago. Quote: ” “We don’t expect miracles, but we’re hoping for a lot better results.” -Ed Snider
#3 Free Throw Hitch
Brace yourself for this one, folks, it’s ugggggggggggly.
This guy makes Shaquille O’Neal look like Mark Price.
#4 Dance Floor Hitch
Startin’ the fire, makin’ the pizza.
Four brutal losses. Which is the worst?
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Barkley’s swing hitch is by far the worst. it looks so painful i can’t believe he can actually play a full 18 with such a shitty swing. It’s probably harder for the other three guys he’s playing with not to bust out laughing every time he swings.