5 Summer Jobs for Willie Randolph
By Brett Smith | June 2, 2008
Category: Local News
Despite a dismal record in the month of May, the New York Mets have decided to keep Willie Randolph as their manager. This should come as no surprise, since the Mets are well known for keeping personnel past their prime. This brand of “loyalty” is rare these days; dare I say refreshing. In fact, the Mets are so loyal that they will likely never fire Randolph, but simply lease him out for the remainder of the season. What follows are 5 possible summer jobs Willie Randolph:
5. NYC Department of Buildings Crane Inspector
With the final 17 games of the ‘07 season under his belt, Willie is quite familiar with the concept of collapse.
4. Maid of the Mist Poncho Salesman
Experience with rain delays and a demonstrated ability to smooth talk foreigners (GM Omar Minaya, Canadian lesbians, etc) makes Willie the perfect candidate for hocking ponchos state side of Niagara Falls.
3. MTA Subway Employee
Years of experience on the bench makes Willie a prime candidate for the next level of professional sitting in NYC.
via subwayblogger
2. New York State Governor
Willie’s excessive composure surely precludes an addiction to sex.
1. Yankees Manager
An enormous payroll and a team occasionally able to break .500 are two things that Willie knows well. As if that wasn’t enough, the recent addition to Jason Giambi’s upper lip proves that there’s room for Willie’s style in the Yankees dugout.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
#6: Mets closer.
There may be an opening if that hillbilly keeps running his mouth. I’d take Lidge over him any day.
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
MCCAIN & WILLIE IN ‘08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t think he’ll be doing anything this fall.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:54 pm
they say women get facial hair mistakes when they jack up?????? this guy( Giam-gayo) gets 20 million a year …….get yourself a stylist,…… even a gay one……or better still…..a girlfriend!!!!
ya knob-head