They Got it.
By falese | May 9, 2008
Category: Local News
Sad news today from the 700 level …it seems some slimy mulleted pissburgers snuck some dirty penguins gear on our favorite Rocky III prop. It’s just like pissburgers to use a 3.99 walmart penguins shirt and a 2.99 cindy t-shirt jersey to try and defile our statue. It’s a shame Pissburg doesn’t have much to defile, although I think Japanese Steel Companies did a number on the city. So I thought it would be nice to take a look at down town pissburgh.

This architectural lovely is Sidney Crosby’s house in Pissburg. I hear it has very nice natural light.

Oh how’s your major industry doing? FAIL.
I think we should move on to the true scum of that side of the state. You know the side of the state that consistently votes Republican, and smells just a little bit like piss? Yea here are some prime examples of Pissburgers.
Here is Malkin’s Girlfriend (Shes a hot one!!)

God I can’t wait for this series to start. FLYERS IN 4!!!!