Black Hockey Fans Pour Into Streets to Celebrate Flyers’ Latest Victory
By Jock | April 25, 2008
Category: Newswire (Fake News)
It was a wild scene in Philadelphia last night as black hockey fans from all parts of the city poured into the streets to celebrate the Flyers’ latest victory.
Witnesses report the pandemonium reached its peak around 12:00 A.M. when a small oak leaf, which had been on the left side of the road for much of the night, was picked up by the wind and blown across to the right side.
Officials suggested it would have been even crazier except that most black residents remained indoors afterward to watch the new Jeff Foxworthy special.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
this is top-notch reporting. LMAO.